THE DEER SHACK

DEER HUNTING CODE OF THE "LOWER HOWARD LAKE

SPORTSMAN'S ASSOCIATION".

WE DON'T CARE HOW MUCH THEY WEIGH, OR IF THEIR

TEN YEARS OLD OR JUST A DAY! BUCKS, DOE'S OR

FAWNS IT DOESN'T MATTER AND EVEN SQUIRRELS IF

THEY CHATTER! WE DRINK AND SWEAR WHEN WE WEAR

THE RED, BUT ONE OF US JUST SLEEPS INSTEAD!

SOME HUNT "HIGH" AND SOME HUNT LOW AND SOME

HUNT WHERE THEY SHOULD NOT GO. AND WE HAVE A

MAN WHO'S SO DARN WITTY, HE'D SHOOT A DOE WITH

A FAWN AT HER TITTY! AND ONE GUT THINKS HE'S

QUITE A STALKER WHEN ALL HE IS IS A NOISY

WALKER! BUT ITS BIG BUCKS THAT WERE REALLY

SEEKIN, SO "REAL MEN" HUNT THE SECOND WEEKEND!

AND EVEN IF YOU SEE NO DEER, YOU'VE HAD SOME

FUN AND DRANK SOME BEER !!

BY LARS / 84