Broke Back Deer Hunting Camp

The guys were all at the deer hunting camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Yukon because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
 
The first guy ‘Lars’ slept with Yukon and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, bags under his eyes!
 
They said, 'Man, what happened to you?’

Lars said, 'that damb Yukon snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
 
The next night it was Shitbird’s turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot, bags under his eyes!
 
They said, 'Man, what happened to you Shitbird? You look awful!'
He said, 'Man, that Yukon’s snore shakes the roof. I just sat up and watched him snore all night.'
 
The third night was Kujo's turn. Kujo was a big burly Logger, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast all bright eyed and bushy tailed.
 
'Good morning to ya,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?, you look well rested.'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Yukon into bed and kissed him good night right on the lips, I even slipped him the tongue !

He sat up and watched me all night long !